Asher
Yep.   United States
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Hi I'm Asher, :slimetabby:

I really like oatmeal, honestly I love oatmeal so much that I don't know what I could do without it. A world without oatmeal would be a world without life, I wouldn't be able to go on living without oatmeal and I would probably just starve myself to death because there's nothing else I'd wanna eat. Most people don't take me seriously when I talk about oatmeal, not even my therapist, but that's just because most people think I'm joking and over-exaggerating but what they don't realise is that if anyone stands in the way of me and my oatmeal then I will do whatever it takes to remove them as an obstacle. Anyways if you have any oatmeal would you be willing to share? Don't worry I won't be mad if you don't, I only get mad if you don't let me have my own oatmeal...
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So I admit I was busy wankin' off to this game as you do when SUDDENLY I felt an excruciating pain in my balls, after a moment I realized I had testicular torsion so naturally I freaked the ♥♥♥♥ out. I hadn't used the bathroom in a while so me feeling this pain combined with the fact that I knew I was about to become sterile I started pissin and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere, it was a mess. There was piss flyin out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ completely soaking my power supply causing my computer to short out while on the other end my chair was getting absolutely blasted with doodoo fart. Even the spider in the corner of my room got hit with it and obviously didn't live to tell the tale to all his spider homies. After utterly obliterating my room with piss and ♥♥♥♥ I came, I came so hard the my testicular torsion said "You know what? Im going back to normal." and because of that my gonads were saved by piss and ♥♥♥♥. Anyways I give this game a 0 out of 2
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BannerStatue905 5 Feb @ 5:53pm 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we aren't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course cuz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
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Asher
Yep. United States

Level 21

Streetlight Office
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Hi I'm Asher, :slimetabby:

I really like oatmeal, honestly I love oatmeal so much that I don't know what I could do without it. A world without oatmeal would be a world without life, I wouldn't be able to go on living without oatmeal and I would probably just starve myself to death because there's nothing else I'd wanna eat. Most people don't take me seriously when I talk about oatmeal, not even my therapist, but that's just because most people think I'm joking and over-exaggerating but what they don't realise is that if anyone stands in the way of me and my oatmeal then I will do whatever it takes to remove them as an obstacle. Anyways if you have any oatmeal would you be willing to share? Don't worry I won't be mad if you don't, I only get mad if you don't let me have my own oatmeal...
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