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Asher

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Hi I'm Asher,

I really like oatmeal, honestly I love oatmeal so much that I don't know what I could do without it. A world without oatmeal would be a world without life, I wouldn't be able to go on living without oatmeal and I would probably just starve myself to death because there's nothing else I'd wanna eat. Most people don't take me seriously when I talk about oatmeal, not even my therapist, but that's just because most people think I'm joking and over-exaggerating but what they don't realise is that if anyone stands in the way of me and my oatmeal then I will do whatever it takes to remove them as an obstacle. Anyways if you have any oatmeal would you be willing to share? Don't worry I won't be mad if you don't, I only get mad if you don't let me have my own oatmeal...

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