Jürgen Deag
Vacgor   Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
 
 
€ VACgor

rip 4,269 $
Currently Offline
THE ONE AND ONLY JÜRGEN DEAG
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REPUTATIONS

:horn: "I didn't even saw him!" - Flusha with wallhacks

:horn: "Hmm, I think I'll give him 2 Karambit Dopplers within the next 10 cases." - Lord Gaben

:horn: "You're not ma frrriend - you ma brrrother, ma frrriend!" - pashaBiceps after I signed his profile :virtuspro:

:horn: "Most trustable and certified trader - 10/10 would send all my knives to him!" - dankm33m

:horn: "Who is this JuanDeag?" - nearly every CS player after a Deagle 1v1 against me

:horn: "Jürgen are you smurf?" - enemy team after pistol round

:horn: "GEH DOCH DOWN DU DUMMER НURЕNSOНN!!!" - paulhalsmaul

:horn: "Boosted." - Mamu :steamsalty:

PROFILE

Name: Jürgen

Possible alternatives: Gamblegor Callgor Dropgor Donategor Knifegor Boostedgor Casegor 4Kgor Eskalationswochgor Dopplergor Luckygor Deloregor Howlgor Fadegor Karambitgor Moneywastegor Acegor MVPgor

Age: Getting older every day

Nationality: Germany, Russia, Uganda

Languages: German, Russian (learned by playing CS:GO ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥), English, Leetspeak

Rank: Gold Nova 3 (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rankupdate), but I will join the Global Elite in 1,000 hours

Strongest Weapon: Deagle, what else?

Status: Boosted

ProTournament participations: ESL One 2020, 2021 and 2023 (VAC in 2022 for being op)

Shoe size: Bigfoot (47.5 EU)

Strength: Very strong, I can benchpress 115 kg (253 lbs)

BICEPS BIGGER THAN PASHA! BETTER BE CAREFUL IF YOU FIGHT ME M8

STATS

Headshot percentage: 57% - "Der war doch drauf!!!111"

KD ratio: I never died and still alive

MVPs: 8,888

Highest Inventory Value: 1,200 $

Current Inventory Value: 250 $

Cases opened: 150
Knives: 3 (Hail Gaben <3)
Covert: 2
Classified: 3
Limited: 30
Mil-Spec: Way too much

HARDWARE

GPU: 1 Byte GeForce GTXD 888 Low Gaming 1KB
CPU: Harmless Bots
Motherboard: No, I am adopted
Memory: Bad memory, maybe I have Alzheimer
Hard Drive: Yes, driving really hard
Sound Card: Makes sounds, so I guess it works
Case: Chroma 2, Rare Special Item incoming...
Power Supply: Zec+ Proteine Booster, how else you want to benchpress 100kg?
Cooler: Cooler than you

OTHER EQUIPMENT

Mouse: 16,400 dpi - Faster than Speedy Gonzales
Mic: Auna MIC-900B USB - Enjoy my voice in best quality

DISHWASHER

SPT Countertop Dishwasher SD-2201W

Brand: SPT
Model Info: SD-2201W
Item Weight: 22 kg (48.5 lbs)
Product Dimensions: 54 x 50 x 43.6 cm
Origin: Imported (China)
Special Features: Has lights
Color: White
Control Console: Full panel
Voltage: 120 volts
Wattage: 1.00 mWh
Material Type: Glass

No Batteries Included!

TOASTER

BLACK+DECKER TR1478BD 4-Slice Toaster

- Toast Shade Selector (I prefer 50 shades of Bread)
- Extra-Wide Slots for some really tough bigass breads
- Extended Lift (Do you even lift bread?)
- Functions, cleanup a breeze and the integrated cord wrap simplifies storage
- Crumb Tray, breeze and the integrated cord wrap simplifies storage

PHONE

NOKIA 3310

- Old but gold
- Still has 75%
- Harder than Adamantium
- The case doesn't protect the phone from environment - it protects the environment from the phone
- Playing Snake is actually funnier than CS:GO
- Selling it for 1,000 Keys and free boost to LE

RECOMMENDED FOOD

Mountain Dew

ja! Nugat Bits

ja! Mini Cemtos

ThaiChef Yum-Yums duck flavoured with extra chilipowder

SHOES COLLECTION

Nikes von Jordan - Only one pair of them is existing

Original Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 - Signed by Kanye

Official Valve GamingShoes™ - Makes you hear steps in Nuke Vents while you're on Dust2

Jürgen Deag

ajax24 die Zahl ist der IQ 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:27am 
Rest in Peace Bratan, see you at Global Elite Master and the ESL 2024
fx 7 Jan, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
Rip my friend
Jürgen Deag 23 Jun, 2016 @ 1:46am 
rip me
Global 23 Jun, 2016 @ 1:12am 
RIP in Pepps
PaulePils 23 Jun, 2016 @ 1:10am 
RIP
Bartard 23 Jun, 2016 @ 1:07am 
rip in pieces