"I didn't even saw him!" - Flusha with wallhacks

"Hmm, I think I'll give him 2 Karambit Dopplers within the next 10 cases." - Lord Gaben

"You're not ma frrriend - you ma brrrother, ma frrriend!" - pashaBiceps after I signed his profile

"Most trustable and certified trader - 10/10 would send all my knives to him!" - dankm33m

"Who is this JuanDeag?" - nearly every CS player after a Deagle 1v1 against me

"Jürgen are you smurf?" - enemy team after pistol round

"GEH DOCH DOWN DU DUMMER НURЕNSOНN!!!" - paulhalsmaul

"Boosted." - Mamu


Name: Jürgen

Possible alternatives: € Gamblegor € Callgor € Dropgor € Donategor € Knifegor € Boostedgor € Casegor € 4Kgor € Eskalationswochgor € Dopplergor € Luckygor € Deloregor € Howlgor € Fadegor € Karambitgor € Moneywastegor € Acegor € MVPgor

Age: Getting older every day

Nationality: Germany, Russia, Uganda

Languages: German, Russian (learned by playing CS:GO ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥), English, Leetspeak

Rank: Gold Nova 3 (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rankupdate), but I will join the Global Elite in 1,000 hours

Strongest Weapon: Deagle, what else?

Status: Boosted

ProTournament participations: ESL One 2020, 2021 and 2023 (VAC in 2022 for being op)

Shoe size: Bigfoot (47.5 EU)

Strength: Very strong, I can benchpress 115 kg (253 lbs)

BICEPS BIGGER THAN PASHA! BETTER BE CAREFUL IF YOU FIGHT ME M8


Headshot percentage: 57% - "Der war doch drauf!!!111"

KD ratio: I never died and still alive

MVPs: 8,888

Highest Inventory Value: 1,200 $

Current Inventory Value: 250 $

Cases opened: 150
Knives: 3 (Hail Gaben <3)
Covert: 2
Classified: 3
Limited: 30
Mil-Spec: Way too much


GPU: 1 Byte GeForce GTXD 888 Low Gaming 1KB
CPU: Harmless Bots
Motherboard: No, I am adopted
Memory: Bad memory, maybe I have Alzheimer
Hard Drive: Yes, driving really hard
Sound Card: Makes sounds, so I guess it works
Case: Chroma 2, Rare Special Item incoming...
Power Supply: Zec+ Proteine Booster, how else you want to benchpress 100kg?
Cooler: Cooler than you


Mouse: 16,400 dpi - Faster than Speedy Gonzales
Mic: Auna MIC-900B USB - Enjoy my voice in best quality


SPT Countertop Dishwasher SD-2201W

Brand: SPT
Model Info: SD-2201W
Item Weight: 22 kg (48.5 lbs)
Product Dimensions: 54 x 50 x 43.6 cm
Origin: Imported (China)
Special Features: Has lights
Color: White
Control Console: Full panel
Voltage: 120 volts
Wattage: 1.00 mWh
Material Type: Glass

No Batteries Included!


BLACK+DECKER TR1478BD 4-Slice Toaster

- Toast Shade Selector (I prefer 50 shades of Bread)
- Extra-Wide Slots for some really tough bigass breads
- Extended Lift (Do you even lift bread?)
- Functions, cleanup a breeze and the integrated cord wrap simplifies storage
- Crumb Tray, breeze and the integrated cord wrap simplifies storage


NOKIA 3310

- Old but gold
- Still has 75%
- Harder than Adamantium
- The case doesn't protect the phone from environment - it protects the environment from the phone
- Playing Snake is actually funnier than CS:GO
- Selling it for 1,000 Keys and free boost to LE


Mountain Dew

ja! Nugat Bits

ja! Mini Cemtos

ThaiChef Yum-Yums duck flavoured with extra chilipowder


Nikes von Jordan - Only one pair of them is existing

Original Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 - Signed by Kanye

Official Valve GamingShoes™ - Makes you hear steps in Nuke Vents while you're on Dust2