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Chris   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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John Helldiver 5 May @ 9:23am 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy.
John Helldiver 21 Feb @ 9:05am 
oh. My. GOD. I've been without Helldivers for 3.65 picoseconds, I can't take it anymore. I'm screaming and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My girlfriend actually wants me to spend time with her. I actually have to take out the trash now. What was left of my horrible day has been ruined beyond repair. Helldivers is my life. Yesterday my boss gave me this little pink slip (idk what it was for), and let me go home to play more Helldivers. This game helps me cope. My girlfriend's husband even lets me play an extra 3 hours before exiling me to the backyard too. I can't take it anymore. If I can't play more Helldivers soon, im gonna lose my mind!
John Helldiver 14 Jan @ 11:47am 
I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏
John Helldiver 17 Jul, 2021 @ 6:02am 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️
John Helldiver 22 Apr, 2021 @ 1:20pm 
If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
John Helldiver 24 Feb, 2021 @ 12:36am 
gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"