Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Salvation (laotian) w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 18 października 2017 o 13:25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 18:50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 18:18

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 27 października 2017 o 12:04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 18:22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 19:11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 20:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 27 października 2017 o 12:01

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 3 listopada 2017 o 17:48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 18 listopada 2017 o 21:25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 14:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 27 października 2017 o 12:01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2017 o 10:29

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 18 listopada 2017 o 21:24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 3 listopada 2017 o 17:51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 10 listopada 2017 o 14:15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 10 listopada 2017 o 14:20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 15:35

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 23 listopada 2017 o 15:29

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 18 listopada 2017 o 20:58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 18 listopada 2017 o 21:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 4 listopada 2017 o 19:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2017 o 10:19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:31

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 15:12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 10 listopada 2017 o 14:08

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2017 o 17:32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 17:34

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:31

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 18:18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 3 listopada 2017 o 17:44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 16:17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 16 listopada 2017 o 17:35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 11:57

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 18 października 2017 o 13:43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 19:13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 20:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 16:09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 15:15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 16:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 21 października 2017 o 19:16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 23 listopada 2017 o 15:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2017 o 10:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 15:49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 26 października 2017 o 15:59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2017 o 9:59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2017 o 9:53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 3 listopada 2017 o 17:53

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 17:16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 21 listopada 2017 o 18:18

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 23 listopada 2017 o 15:41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30