Progression de Salvation (laotian) pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2017 à 13h25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 18h50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 18h18

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 27 oct. 2017 à 12h04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 18h22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 19h11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 20h04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 27 oct. 2017 à 12h01

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 17h48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 18 nov. 2017 à 21h25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 14h03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 27 oct. 2017 à 12h01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2017 à 10h29

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 18 nov. 2017 à 21h24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 17h51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 10 nov. 2017 à 14h15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 10 nov. 2017 à 14h20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 15h35

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 23 nov. 2017 à 15h29

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 18 nov. 2017 à 20h58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 18 nov. 2017 à 21h32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 4 nov. 2017 à 19h00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2017 à 10h19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h31

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 15h12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 10 nov. 2017 à 14h08

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 16 nov. 2017 à 17h32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 17h34

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h31

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 18h18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 17h44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 16h17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 16 nov. 2017 à 17h35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 11h57

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 18 oct. 2017 à 13h43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 19h13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 20h07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 16h09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 15h15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 16h00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 21 oct. 2017 à 19h16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 23 nov. 2017 à 15h55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2017 à 10h22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 15h49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 26 oct. 2017 à 15h59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2017 à 9h59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2017 à 9h53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2017 à 17h53

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 17h16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 21 nov. 2017 à 18h18

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 23 nov. 2017 à 15h41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30