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Odemčeno 54 z 89 (61 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 13.25

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 18.50

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 18.18

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 27. říj. 2017 v 12.04

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 18.22

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 19.11

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 20.04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 27. říj. 2017 v 12.01

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 3. lis. 2017 v 17.48

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 18. lis. 2017 v 21.25

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 14.03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 27. říj. 2017 v 12.01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 22. lis. 2017 v 10.29

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 18. lis. 2017 v 21.24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 3. lis. 2017 v 17.51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 10. lis. 2017 v 14.15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 10. lis. 2017 v 14.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 15.35

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 23. lis. 2017 v 15.29

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 18. lis. 2017 v 20.58

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 18. lis. 2017 v 21.32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 4. lis. 2017 v 19.00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 22. lis. 2017 v 10.19

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.31

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 15.12

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 10. lis. 2017 v 14.08

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.50

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 16. lis. 2017 v 17.32

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 17.34

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.31

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 18.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 3. lis. 2017 v 17.44

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 16.17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 16. lis. 2017 v 17.35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 11.57

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.37

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2017 v 13.43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 19.13

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 20.07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 16.09

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 15.15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 16.00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 21. říj. 2017 v 19.16

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 23. lis. 2017 v 15.55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 22. lis. 2017 v 10.22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 15.49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 26. říj. 2017 v 15.59

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 22. lis. 2017 v 9.59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 22. lis. 2017 v 9.53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 3. lis. 2017 v 17.53

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 17.16

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 21. lis. 2017 v 18.18

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 23. lis. 2017 v 15.41



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
20 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
19 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
6 / 10
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