Recent reviews by pyrgu

---{Gameplay}---
🔳Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
☑️Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
🔳Beautiful
🔳Good
☑️Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
🔳Very good
🔳Good
☑️Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑️Kids
☑️Teens
🔳Adults
🔳Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
🔳Check if you can run paint
☑️Potato
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☑️Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
🔳Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
☑️Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
🔳Just press a bunch of buttons
☑️Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳Nothing
🔳Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
☑️A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
☑️Depends on you
🔳Endless

---{Price}---
🔳Just buy it
🔳Worth the price
☑️Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
🔳Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
☑️None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
🔳Never had any
☑️Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

---{?/10}---
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Positives:
£4 for the game
Hearing friends screaming in terror is always funny

Negatives:
£10 for a new pair of clean pants
It's not nice hearing your friends laugh as you scream in terror

Car go fast make sadness go bye bye

I let my girlfriend have a try at this game, she started growing chest hair.

My crewmate left a banana on the stove and our ship burned down.

Finally got to live my dream and not be bullied for a few hours

10/10 I'm dead inside

Please let me see my dong for the true survival experience. I need to compare among my boys who the alpha is.

Wow developers are so smart, creating Coronavirus to attract more customers :O

i shot a zombie in the face and the bullet came out the other side and hit another zombie in the face and then through a third zombie to hit the fourth and final zombie in the D***....it was my last bullet.