Recent reviews by pyrgu

This game is pretty dank. Lots of fun m9!

my opinion reviwe

Story 10/10
Gameplay 10/10
Graphics 10/10

thank you for making this game
really liked it
one of best
my favorite
special thanks for all who made this great game
best wishes

1. Join a match.
2. Die to a camper behind the tree.
3. Think about meaning of life
4. ♥♥♥♥ it lets play another match
5. Oh its 5am already

-Buys Starter Edition because cannot afford full version
-Play online
-Makes a new friend
-Tells that friend that you got the starter pack
-Friend deletes you from friends list

10/10 would get rejected for being poor again

This game made me realize that my friend is incredibly stupid!

Very good game for 1 dollar
1) Good Graphic
2) Good Gameplay
3)Good optimalization
4) Little bit a creepy

I think best game for 1 dollar

Pros
+ One of the best RPG that ever existed
+ It's Geralt of Rivia
+ Can't argue about graphics more
+ The price is high, true, but is worth your every penny
+ You'll enjoy the storyline and never bore with it
+ 10/10 for DLC

Cons
- it takes a lot time out of your life

Alright listen, as much as I love the Grand Theft Auto series, and even though I enjoy this game a lot..... I can honestly say with full confidence this game is the epitome of every disease you can think of. The online mode is where this game really shines (or WOULD shine) other than the blockbuster-like story in single player mode, and crazy Trevor of course. But see, that's just the problem..... everybody plays the online mode, but it's so terrible, the community is toxic as f*ck, and the loading screens... for f*cks sake. Hold on, Let me create this list of bullsh*t for you real quick:

1. Loading screens take forever.

2. One of the most toxic communities I've ever seen, literally feels like you're playing with 9 year old kids. Not even joking.

3. Bored players who will constantly f*ck with you and ruin your fun so that you can't get anything done.

4. Everything is EXPENSIVE as all hell and it's extremely time consuming to make money, and you can hardly even do that without d*ckheads constantly trying to kill you and blow up your product, which is really stupid because they don't really get much of a reward out of it at all, so it further proves that they just do it to be a d*ck.

5. There are HACKERS literally EVERYWHERE in this game, and they will do crazy sh*t such as spawn a ton of money in your account for no reason (which can apparently get you banned, how f*cking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is that?) or spawn all the players on the map onto a roof top and then blow them all up with a missile.They give ZERO f*cks, and are quite annoying.

6. The f*cking loading screens X___X

7. You can play a Solo session, or with your friends only.... but you're not allowed to do any actual CEO or MC club work, etc without being in a public session full of d*ckheads, which makes money making almost impossible when you got mother f*ckers flying around in jets trolling everyone, blowing your sh*t up.

8. You have to constantly jump from session to session, in hopes that you'll get away from said d*ckheads and can actually get some sh*t done in peace.

9. And I mean the community is so toxic, I've never seen so much hostility and name calling in a video game in my life, jesus christ.......... nobody gives a f*ck about anybody or anything in this game. I mean yeah it's GTA, but the people on here get a bit ridiculous most of the time I'll be honest.

10. It doesn't matter how big your gang/ crew is, all it takes is one d*ckhead with a rocket launcher or a jet to blow up your plane or truck full of cargo worth hundreds of thousands of dollars that you wasted half your f*cking day trying to make.

11. I'm sure there's a couple more things I missed on this list of bullsh*t but whatever.

12. This game almost drove me to the edge of insanity. I'm 27 years old, I don't need this bullsh*t right now, I need to take a break lol.

13. I'll come back to it some other time, but if you, the person reading this, plans on buying it and trying it out for the online mode...... then be prepared for all the bullsh*t I just talked about, unless of course you're just some bored 11 year old turd (or grown man for all I know) that wants to get on and troll people, then by all means go right ahead, if that makes you feel better about your life.

14. Oh wait, the heists..... man f*ck heists, I'm not waiting 10 years (literally) for players that are level 587 to join the lobby only to suck a** anyways and fail the heists every single time. It's bad enough low level players do which is to be expected, but man when you're that high of a level.... c'mon now. (And yes I'm being serious, though it isn't always this bad, but it can be).

15. And shark cards can gobble my balls.
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Other than that, this game is an awesome game and very addicting, totally worth the money, you'll have tons of fun, especially in online mode, I promise :D