Recent reviews by pyrgu

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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my friend never questioned our relationship until today 10/10

Sea of Solitude has a very deep and dark subject matter which explores mental illness well. It also addresses the horrible effects of bullying on young people in a realistic manner. The art style and graphics for this game are lovely, the lightning is great and the colours throughout the game were fantastic. The gameplay wasn't anything unique or special, though it did have some good moments. the story wasn't anything special either, although I can really appreciate the purpose behind the games narrative. The voice acting could be much better, and the emotions behind a lot of the characters/voices seemed very straightforward without too much depth. The game is also a little short, 2-4 hours for an average playthrough. The designs for the game, specifically the monsters, are amazing and there were a lot of moments where i felt really intimidated getting into dangerous situations with them. I feel there's not really anything too amazing that stands out about this game to make it innovative or unique, except it's subject matter and how it handles it, but i do feel that it's still a good indie game and should be experienced!

8.5/10

DIFFICULTY

🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Significant usage of the brain
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

AUDIENCE

☑️ Your Mom probably would enjoy this
🔲 Kids
☑️ Everyone
🔲 Everyone except kids
🔲 Casual players
🔲 Pro players

GRAPHICS

🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Cute
🔲 Decent
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

MUSIC

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Okay
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

VOICE ACTING

🔲 Hahaha
🔲 Bad
🔲 Acceptable
🔲 Good
☑️ Perfect

STORY

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
☑️ Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 You choose your fate

PRICE

🔲 Free
🔲 Complete waste of money
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Worth its price
☑️ Should be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 EA Game

REQUIREMENTS

🔲 You can run it on a calculator
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

LENGTH

🔲 0 - 5 hours
☑️ 5 - 15 hours
🔲 15-50 hours
🔲 50+ hours
🔲 No ending

FUN

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Likable
☑️ Very entertaining
🔲 Ride of your life

PHYSICS

🔲 Bad
🔲 Could be better
🔲 Accetable
☑️ Good
🔲 Realistic

REPLAYABILITY

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 If you wish to see the other endings
☑️ For achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

WORTH BUYING

🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes
🔲 Absolutely

A Cop was standing on the edge of a rooftop.

I tried to Jump-kick him.

Cop moved to the side.

I missed and fell off the rooftop.

10/10 would jump into my death again

bruh, I got the game for free and I still want a refund

I bought it expecting car crashes. not game crashes

I spent $109.99 and didn't refund to save you wasting your money.

The good:

- Portal might be good some day.

The bad:

- No classes
- Wide open maps with no cover
- Maps are too big and turns the game into a running simulator
- No scoreboard
- No changing squads
- No changing teams
- Awful hit registration
- Awful random bullet deviation
- Broken hover tank that can scale walls and harder to blow up than a tank.
- Bug that won't allow you to re-deploy when you die. You have to leave the game.
- Bug that will show your team mates as enemies and they can knife you to death
- Only 22 weapons, of which 2 are actually good.
- Attachments unlocked that are cosmetic only.
- Some attachments do the opposite of what the description gives.
- XP disabled in custom portal games
- Attachment progression disabled in AoW Solo / Squad matches.
- Crashes and disconnects
- Persistence data error that makes the game unplayable.
- Only two modes on 7 maps for AoW that feels like you are playing wide open fields.
- Control points in breakthrough mode on top of skyscrapers what can't be captured because there are 11 vehicles on top.
- Hit registration, or lack there of. You will dump an entire clip into an enemies back to have them turn around and kill you.
- You can get in a vehicle and shoot and kill yourself because the animation still has you outside of the vehicle.
- Crap FPS on the highest end systems. Changing the settings makes virtually no difference.
- No stats page
- No server browser
- Lobby disbands after every game, no carryover
- No distinctions between factions except the glow stick colors. Soldiers around the world wear glow sticks to make themselves unseen to the enemy. Sometimes you see the Betty White specialist kill the other Betty White specialist who is then revived by the Betty White specialist.
- When you spawn in you are forced into an animation of chambering a round that you can't avoid. If you spawn near an enemy, you are dead.
- Not nearly enough destruction.
- Can't change the scale of the UI, or the zoom of the minimap.
- No all chat
- No bullet damage on hit, this goes for vehicle hits too.
- Finding yourself on the map or the mini-map can be... challenging.
- You can't dive under water but...
- You can fall through the map
- Portal
- No single player campaign that was left out to focus on the multiplayer.
- No spectator mode
- No community servers
- No test range
- No 3d spotting
- No contextual leaning
- No crouch sprinting
- No scope zeroing
- No tiered or paused reloads
- No melee weapon choices
- No thermal optics in the future
- No Claymores
- No first person takedowns which are different based on positioning.
- No naval vehicles
- No gunner direction indicator
- No TV missles
- No vehicle kill assists. Do 95% of the damage... Well, too bad.
- No in-game VOIP at launch
- No static weapon emplacements
- No infantry focus maps. You will get farmed by vehicles.
- UI is...well...interesting
- Impossible to play with more than 3 friends.

There is more, but I'm tired of typing. Take it for what you will.

Made a friend.. We took down bears, opened bunkers, told each other stories of random bullshittery..

Killed me at the end

10/10

i paid $5 to find out my friends are the stupidest people alive.