Buckle up, because this game is the -♥♥♥♥- and it will blow your pants away; not holding onto anything will result in the loss of pants.

Seriously, I'm no expert on games--but from one broke ass consumer to another, if you're looking for some inspiration that you think can only come from a drug-induced trip, look no further. Not only is this game legal, getting caught playing this game will: reduce your taxes, get you laid, and make you believe that you can save the galaxy.

Think Call of Duty is the best ♥♥♥♥ ever? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong. This is the best ♥♥♥♥ ever. So put down your cheeto greased controller, buy yourself a wired mouse, get this game, and get ready to feel like you're running the USS Enterprise--but better, because this is the SSV Normandy--it's loaded with space-tail and it has GARRUS (see, you'd freakin' understand, dummy, if you played the game).

10/10 WB.

Buckle up, because this game is the -shit- and it will blow your pants away; not holding onto anything will result in the loss of pants. Seriously, I'm no expert on games--but from one broke ass consumer to another, if you're looking for some inspiration that you think can only come from a drug-induced trip, look no further. Not only is this game legal, getting caught playing this game will: reduce your taxes, get you laid, and make you believe that you can save the galaxy. Think Call of Duty is the best shit ever? You're fucking wrong. This is the best shit ever. So put down your cheeto greased controller, buy yourself a wired mouse, get this game, and get ready to feel like you're running the USS Enterprise--but better, because this is the SSV Normandy--it's loaded with space-tail and it has GARRUS (see, you'd freakin' understand, dummy, if you played the game). 10/10 WB.