Buckle up, because this game is the -♥♥♥♥- and it will blow your pants away; not holding onto anything will result in the loss of pants.

Seriously, I'm no expert on games--but from one broke ass consumer to another, if you're looking for some inspiration that you think can only come from a drug-induced trip, look no further. Not only is this game legal, getting caught playing this game will: reduce your taxes, get you laid, and make you believe that you can save the galaxy.

Think Call of Duty is the best ♥♥♥♥ ever? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong. This is the best ♥♥♥♥ ever. So put down your cheeto greased controller, buy yourself a wired mouse, get this game, and get ready to feel like you're running the USS Enterprise--but better, because this is the SSV Normandy--it's loaded with space-tail and it has GARRUS (see, you'd freakin' understand, dummy, if you played the game).

10/10 WB.