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7.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
games a blast from the past, love it. the memories of playing this on my ipod touch really make me happy to be playing again.

only gripe is the obvious. why the hell is there no keybinds? makes no sense why i cant choose what buttons pull out what guns. other than that, solid.
Posted 22 April, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
20.2 hrs on record
Insanely disappointing.

I remember being a die-hard fan and sticking by BioWare through it all. Mass Effect Andromeda, while not as horrible as others say, in the end was painfully mid and skippable as a mass effect game. Anthem? A disaster. An unforgivable disaster. But in the back of my mind, I always had hope that this game was gonna be worth the wait, worth all the garbage you guys put out recently.

Can't defend you guys as a studio anymore. You are not putting out genre defining art like you used to, in fact I'm convinced you can't anymore. Other studios like Larian are able to do what you used to do and better. You know good and well this is not what Dragon Age was ever about. It was NEVER a linear beat em up with dialogue options that are insignificant. What a joke. Now, you've ruined every franchise you have. Good luck with Mass Effect. Cant wait to see how you ♥♥♥♥ that up too.
Posted 29 November, 2024. Last edited 29 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.1 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Absolute MUST PLAY for survival horror fans.

BIG PSA FOR ANYONE GOING FOR 100% ACHIEVEMENTS: Large Medkits count as 2 heals, and you're only allowed 10 heals for an S-Tier Run.
Posted 27 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I bought this piece of ♥♥♥♥, booted it up and I encountered a bug where my character was stuck looking at his feet. Come to find out its a bug that people have been experiencing for 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. What the actual ♥♥♥♥ are you guys doing
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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7.8 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
PLAY EMILY'S SIDE FIRST: Things are explained a lot better and the performance from the actress is a lot better.

Game is a bit hand-holdy and buggy with performance issues but if you can look past that its a fun play.
Posted 23 March, 2024. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
780.8 hrs on record (608.5 hrs at review time)
Had to delete my entire positive review of this game because the second season is baffling. The arrogance to hear constructive, hopeful criticism that people told you was not fun to play and go and double down on everything that makes this game a bore.

I went back to 7 and its miles more fun than this, considering I can always understand what I'm doing wrong in that game and not know im most likely losing to Bull****.
Posted 25 January, 2024. Last edited 10 April, 2025.
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252.7 hrs on record (248.7 hrs at review time)
[UPDATE] They're now pay-walling new characters behind a low effort, not at all innovative new story mode that you can watch on youtube. I actively cannot buy ghostface, the only character i care about in this stupid new pass without buying EVERY CHARACTER AND THE STUPID STORY MODE. Unbelievably Anti-consumer. "♥♥♥♥ your dedication to the series, give me money for something you don't want"

Much better gameplay than MK11 but lacks a lot in terms of customization and interesting ways to earn gear and skins for your characters.

-Shrine: You now only get things from a gacha, filled with hundreds of concept arts and every roll is completely random. Enjoy constantly getting gear for characters you are never going to play and having skins you want locked behind a slot machine.

- Intros/Victory Animations: Your character has one of each. Gets old seeing it the millionth time. MK11 had 4 per character minimum on release.

-A skin shop for real money is never a welcome sight. It was much more tame in MK11 when every skin was EARNABLE in game but now they lock certain skins behind a paywall. It's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feature I've seen introduced and not many people are talking about. A skin shop. In a $70 (minimum) game.

And probably the worst of all: menus, intro/victory animations, fatalities, all capped at 30 FPS. On PC. In 2023.

I love this series man, but a lot of this is inexcusable considering how rich with content MK11 was filled with. This is very barebones atm and should only be bought on sale or until they fix a lot of this.
Posted 25 September, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2024.
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20.7 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Very fun just for the fact that you can play killer with your friends. Always gonna be a welcome feature that i havent seen any other asym do.

That being said, the survivor side feels a little unfun right now.

To sum this game up, its a fun game to hop on with your friends and play killer together and cut the survivors off and work together, etc. However, depth of a chase, and creative options for combating the killer are not really there. There's even a killer (Leatherface) that you're going to consistently go against (because he is required for a match to start) who's sole role is to one shot you before you know whats going on.

But for what we have right now, its a really fun start. I'd recommend giving it a shot and see what you think yourself.
Posted 3 September, 2023.
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161.5 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Most engaged I've been with a fighter since Strive. Loving it, expect to have 100's of hours.
Posted 11 June, 2023.
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32.4 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
This game doesn't even feel like real life. I refuse to accept that people played this and enjoyed themselves. It had to be a situation where they were already too deep into development and couldn't turn back, cause this is the most un-fun game I've played in a while.

Such a shame, cause the concept is so awesome. And then you see the enemy types: quite literally like 5 or 6 you'll encounter throughout the entire thing and they basically all play the same. Zombie character models you've seen since 2008. Boring. If you look at the different enemies you encounter they don't even look like they belong in the same game lol.

It would be one thing if it was a game where you could just turn your brain off and enjoy it for what it is but it even ruins that with CONSTANT tedium and poorly thought out mechanics. Who's idea was it to have a boss where you press A, then press D, then swing? Over and over and over and over.

Overwhelmingly disappointing.
Posted 5 February, 2023. Last edited 22 August, 2023.
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