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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 311.0 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:04am

So I bought elder ring.
Here’s my progress.

I made a Vagabong.
I rolled around and smashed things.
I approved some funny messages.
The game crashed two times and went ssssssssssSsssssssSSSSSSSSS.
A weird ass spider with a shield killed me I didn’t even get to hit it once.
I logged offf,
That’s its.
The end.
The elder scrolls.

UPDATE!
UPDATE!
UPDATE!

I got so upset I cried for 30 minutes! terrible!!!!
I got Steam to refund this impossible game. no game should be impossible.
Steam understood and gave me a full refund and in addition emailed me 7 Arbybux coupons for free roast beef sandwiches.

I got 5 Big Montana’s and 2 curly fries then I bought Horizon Go West with my favorite hero Aloy shes the best.

Aloy would never die to the first boss, because shes already at the end boss.

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21 Comments
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 5 Feb @ 1:59am 
I did it guys.
I got every single Elden Ring achievement.
all thanks to being able to kill the unkillable spider jumpy boss at the beginning of the game.

Now i shall obliterate Samurai Elden Ring.
rizzly bear 14 Jan @ 11:57am 
skill issue :skirt:
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 18 Sep, 2023 @ 1:50pm 
Did they fix this boss yet?
Helvetica 15 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54am 
proof that femboys have shit taste in vidya
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 15 Feb, 2023 @ 5:32pm 
Changed my underwear today
[GURGO] 15 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm 
Finally the fcking food is here, let's dig in.
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am 
Oi
⛧NecromancerBree⛧ 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am 
I did
[GURGO] 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23am 
Did someone say "female cock"?
do not kill all white people 31 Oct, 2022 @ 8:06pm 
ONE. TIME.