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Postat: 29 mart. 2022 la 1:04

So I bought elder ring.
Here’s my progress.

I made a Vagabong.
I rolled around and smashed things.
I approved some funny messages.
The game crashed two times and went ssssssssssSsssssssSSSSSSSSS.
A weird ass spider with a shield killed me I didn’t even get to hit it once.
I logged offf,
That’s its.
The end.
The elder scrolls.

UPDATE!
UPDATE!
UPDATE!

I got so upset I cried for 30 minutes! terrible!!!!
I got Steam to refund this impossible game. no game should be impossible.
Steam understood and gave me a full refund and in addition emailed me 7 Arbybux coupons for free roast beef sandwiches.

I got 5 Big Montana’s and 2 curly fries then I bought Horizon Go West with my favorite hero Aloy shes the best.

Aloy would never die to the first boss, because shes already at the end boss.

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21 comentarii
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 5 febr. la 1:59 
I did it guys.
I got every single Elden Ring achievement.
all thanks to being able to kill the unkillable spider jumpy boss at the beginning of the game.

Now i shall obliterate Samurai Elden Ring.
rizzly bear 14 ian. la 11:57 
skill issue :skirt:
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 18 sept. 2023 la 13:50 
Did they fix this boss yet?
Helvetica 15 aug. 2023 la 8:54 
proof that femboys have shit taste in vidya
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 15 febr. 2023 la 17:32 
Changed my underwear today
[GURGO] 15 febr. 2023 la 13:16 
Finally the fcking food is here, let's dig in.
Baja Blast™ Freya 🌊 15 febr. 2023 la 11:54 
Oi
⛧NecromancerBree⛧ 15 febr. 2023 la 11:09 
I did
[GURGO] 11 ian. 2023 la 3:23 
Did someone say "female cock"?
do not kill all white people 31 oct. 2022 la 20:06 
ONE. TIME.