Nexgrato's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 5:01pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 4:53pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 4:55pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 2:36pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 5:01pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 5:01pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 4:12pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 4:44pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2014 @ 4:35pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 3:32pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30