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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 17 września 2023 o 18:36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2023 o 19:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 17:01

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 16:54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 27 lutego 2014 o 16:53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 16:55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2014 o 14:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 18:16

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 20:17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 16 września 2023 o 20:08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 20:14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 18 września 2023 o 15:33

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 20:23

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2023 o 21:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 18 września 2023 o 16:12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 17 września 2023 o 18:35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 20 września 2023 o 10:30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 18 września 2023 o 16:09

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 20:53

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 20 września 2023 o 10:44

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 20 września 2023 o 10:32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 17:01

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 19 września 2023 o 18:11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 17:01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 27 lutego 2014 o 16:08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 27 lutego 2014 o 16:56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 24 września 2023 o 13:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 27 lutego 2014 o 16:12

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 16:44

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 1 marca 2014 o 16:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 20 września 2023 o 10:37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 18 września 2023 o 14:57

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 18 września 2023 o 15:33

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2023 o 19:43

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 20 września 2023 o 10:36

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 16 września 2023 o 20:08

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 15 września 2023 o 19:15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 27 lutego 2014 o 15:32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 22 września 2023 o 20:55

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 24 września 2023 o 12:59

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 24 września 2023 o 13:14



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
1 / 10
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