Käyttäjän Nexgrato POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 17.9.2023 klo 18.36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 15.9.2023 klo 19.22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 17.01

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 16.54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 27.2.2014 klo 16.53

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 16.55

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 11.3.2014 klo 14.36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 18.16

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 20.17

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 16.9.2023 klo 20.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 20.14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 18.9.2023 klo 15.33

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 20.23

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 22.9.2023 klo 21.02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 18.9.2023 klo 16.12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 17.9.2023 klo 18.35

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 20.9.2023 klo 10.30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 18.9.2023 klo 16.09

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 20.53

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 20.9.2023 klo 10.44

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 20.9.2023 klo 10.32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 17.01

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 19.9.2023 klo 18.11

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 17.01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 27.2.2014 klo 16.08

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 27.2.2014 klo 16.56

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 24.9.2023 klo 13.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 27.2.2014 klo 16.12

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 16.44

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 1.3.2014 klo 16.35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 20.9.2023 klo 10.37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 18.9.2023 klo 14.57

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 18.9.2023 klo 15.33

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 22.9.2023 klo 19.43

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 20.9.2023 klo 10.36

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 16.9.2023 klo 20.08

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 15.9.2023 klo 19.15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 27.2.2014 klo 15.32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 22.9.2023 klo 20.55

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 24.9.2023 klo 12.59

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Avattu 24.9.2023 klo 13.14

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

6 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30