Nothing ever has been as devastating to the german language as "Poopenfarten". Everywhere I go in the internet and I except a nice old "Hurensohn" when my language is mentioned, but all I get is non-german speaking people degrading my language with "Poopenfarten". Now the world looks down on us, pointing the finger and laughing at us while muttering "Poopenfarten" when they can catch a breath. Every night I wake up in cold sweat, having to brace myself that I will encounter another "Poopenfarten" that will desecrate my wonderful language. I can't take it anymore "Wunderbar", "Poopenfarten", "Heizungskostenverringerrungsgesetz" "Hundeparkkotinspektorassistentenhelferin", "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz". No one talks like that. I'm sorry that your language is not that easy to learn. You just have to chain words together, but you can't just take two english words and mash them together and expect them to sound german. Like "Poop" and "fart". Seriously? The word is simply "Durchfall", not "Poopenfarten". We say "Man hab ich eben meinen Durchfall in den Tesla da drüben entrichtet. Liebe Grüße aus Mongostadt" not "Ah ja i poopenfarten in the poopenfartenmachine". Does that sound german to you? The word is DURCHFALL. D-U-R-C-H-F-A-L-L.