Prestatievoortgang van amonger pro in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 8:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 13:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 4:55

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 13:57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 14:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 6:42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 7:45

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 25 nov om 11:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 9:18

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 6:54

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 8:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 9:08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 5:37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 9:08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 25 nov om 10:27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 13:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 6:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 10:02

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 8:52

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 8:39

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 6:43

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 4:51

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 5:02

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 7:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:06

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 23 nov om 5:38

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 9:40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 25 nov om 11:29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 22 nov om 10:04

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30