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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 8:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:16

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 13:58

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 4:55

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 13:57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 14:44

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 6:42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 7:45

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 9:03

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 25 ноем. в 11:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 9:18

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 6:54

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 8:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 9:08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 5:37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 9:08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 25 ноем. в 10:27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 13:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 6:30

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 10:02

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 8:52

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 8:39

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 6:43

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 4:51

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 5:02

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 7:38

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:06

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 23 ноем. в 5:38

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 9:40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 25 ноем. в 11:29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Откл. на 22 ноем. в 10:04



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+15

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