amonger pro's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:58am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:16am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:58pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:12am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 4:55am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:57pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 2:44pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:42am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:45am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:03am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:27am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:18am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:54am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:10am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:13am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:37am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:27am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:59pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:30am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:02am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:52am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:39am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:43am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 4:51am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:02am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:38am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:06am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:38am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:40am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:29am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:04am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30