AITA? I (M48) threw my girlfriend (F19) a can of Mountain Dew Charged Cherry Burst Gamer Fuel, and it hit her in the head. I'm a baseball player (6'5" 197 lbs 3" flaccid), so I have a really strong pitch. Basically, her head is now dented in and she requires facial reconstructive surgery. But the thing is, she deleted my Minecraft save of a world I've been working on for 2 years now, so I kinda feel like it's at least even, if not her just being the arsehole entirely in this situation. So AITA here?

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Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in Kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist - oh wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe

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