a wise man once said "This has to be hands down the best game of all time. With incredible graphics and amazing game play, this game is a 12/10. I wish there was a higher rating on steam, because a 5/5 does not show how good this game really is. Download it and see for yourself. You will be blown away and never play another game again. Incredible experience!!!"

Quit, don’t quit. Children, don’t children… You are too concerned with jail time and what your sentence is. There’s a saying: Yesterday is a felony, tomorrow is incarceration, but today is a kid. That is why I'm going to touch him.

*pogs* "REALLY GOOD AIM!! REALLY GOOD AIM!!" *sniffs* "You know what I like about this guy?" *pauses to show arm* *Donald Trump double ok sign* "You know what I like about this guy? He aims at penis level." *???* "It's not good to aim low unless you are using a DMR, but this guy gets it. He is using a DMR, which is one of the highest damage dealing guns in the game, that's why he aims low. I like this guy a lot." *Sips coffee* *sniff* "Good angle. There's an enemy combatant pushing exactly where you're aiming at, I heard his johnson quivering in the wind. I can hear his johnson currently semenating on his underpants. Why'd you turn around? Nobody's the-" *shocked face* *loudest flash noise*

"Wait... this guy's better than me. There is somebody on that door I just heard him. This guy's better than me. Wait this guy's better than me." *lion scan, jynxzi focus* "Nevermind, he left. Bruh I could've sworn I heard somebody on this door. I could've sworn I heard somebody on this door chat." *weird ass pog face* "Behind you yeah yeah right there. Beautiful. Beautiful angle" *Pog face* *B-1 series battle droid states "One Op Four remaining"* *Continues pog face with noise scratch* *Ultra pog* "FWUH?!?!? Let him cook!!! That's best clip of the day. I'm gonna be honest, that is-" *insert vine boom as Jynxzi is face-to-face with a historic legend named Jeffrey Epstein posing with two little boys. This immaculate presence forces Jynxzi to fall from his high position on the chair towards the ground with his feet dangling in the air, with some experts speculating that his johnson was extended by the image*
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejynxzihubb/video/7323112321449037099

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv969vgqwDw

-rep Non-Halo believer