AITA? I (M48) threw my girlfriend (F19) a can of Mountain Dew Charged Cherry Burst Gamer Fuel, and it hit her in the head. I'm a baseball player (6'5" 197 lbs 3" flaccid), so I have a really strong pitch. Basically, her head is now dented in and she requires facial reconstructive surgery. But the thing is, she deleted my Minecraft save of a world I've been working on for 2 years now, so I kinda feel like it's at least even, if not her just being the arsehole entirely in this situation. So AITA here?

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