Recent reviews by Mikeeehhh

Buy this on steam. Buy this on your phone. Buy this on your fridge. Buy this on your toaster. Buy this while touching grass. Great game, always fun to come back to and get lost in time figuring out the perfect run. (if you buy this on your toaster, do not play it in the bath)

Was great until they stopped showing player levels and still not fixing matchmaking. Since this update ive only been partied with players that obviously extremely over level me. And also can not see if they are partied together. Fix matchmaking or show player levels again

I still havent been killed by the floor

This was a solid waste of time. I think I would rather play with some friends with cards covered in dog turd than play this poker game again. I suck but this game sucks more

Just buy it. Game was so good I had to buy it after. Errrr uhhhh playing a "Firends" copy. Just do it.


Update, Still great

Aw ♥♥♥♥, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, ♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥)
We drinking Santana champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's, straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ♥♥♥♥
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh
Get the ♥♥♥♥ up, this boat is real!
♥♥♥♥ land, I'm on a boat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
♥♥♥♥ trees, I climb buoys, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
I'm on the deck with my boys, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let's go)
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a mermaid
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (whoa)
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' boat (shorty, shorty, yeah)


Did you buy it yet?

MOON BASED GODS

Still holds up. great for lan parties or if you just want to get rid of the heaping pile of hot garbage EA has released lately

The series is fantastic and runs awesome on every platform i have tried it on so far. Hopefully they make Hotline Miami 3 at some point

you can like cry at people and it hurts them and they die