Recent reviews by Professor Mex

You must embrace the truth. This is a DLC simulator that just happens to have choo-choo trains in it.



For real though, 763 DLCs. Ubisoft can only dream of having that much DLC for one game.

I wish I would have waited for the sale, but either way it was definitely worth it. Modern resolutions and smoothing make it look great and run buttery smooth. Game is still as good as ever. Just buy it, especially if you've never played it before.

FINISHED MAJOR ORDER: DEFENDED SUPER EARTH FROM THE SONY EXECUTIVES 10/10

Refunded: I really wanted to enjoy this, but I definitely don't want my voice chat monitored for "moderation."

I get that people online can be terrible, but I just saw ban after ban (sometimes for no reason.) Once was when a guy called for me when he died to "♥♥♥" help him out. Bam, saw him get banned for that, with a server announcement that the user was banned for inappropriate conduct, so something along those lines. .

The game was fun for what it was, but as long as there's a speech censoring system in the game, I just can't justify playing it. Just implement some kind of reporting feature rather than this. Who/what is actively monitoring the voice chat?

More in game chanting than EDF, and that's amazing.

Remember kids- THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!

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Chris Chan gets out of jail and Sonic gets murdered. Coincidence?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, someone's getting fired. How the hell this made it out into the wild is beyond me.

Even after shader optimization, this thing just SPIKES resource utilization. I've never had a game make my 3080ti THAT hot before.

The game is absolutely gorgeous. Really builds on the concepts of the first game in a good way. Crafting is a bit weird to get used to, but you do get used to it.

Really miss stuff we had in the first game like flags and log carts. Would also be REALLY nice to have at least a North marker on the GPS thing.

But if you enjoyed the first game, you'll certainly enjoy this one.

In terms of performance, running at at 4k60 maxed with DLSS on a 3080ti and haven't had any crashes or errors.

Horniest vending machine ever. I didn't even know that could possibly be a thing. 10/10

Lol almost 10 years in Alpha! I bet beta is gonna be nuts!

The same is stupid good though and if you're one of like 12 people on steam that doesn't own it, just buy it.