I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! HAPPY TWO YEARS POOKIE!

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-rep noob mate

HERE'S A TIP BUT NOT THE PINK KIND YOU LIKE: When someone yells PICKPOCKET start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my BALLS'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very SUPPLE and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area!!!!!

-rep toxic survivor