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equipment."
-- Harv Masterson
🙂
Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"
🙁
Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
🤠
A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to
judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased
-- he hates all creative people equally.
😚
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
(Strata)
😙
<doogie> dpkg has bugs? no way!
😭
No skis take rocks like rental skis!
😶
Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines."
Fry: "Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix
it!"
😘