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MidgetSpinner420 11 déc. 2022 à 7h08 
lucker
Emi 23 aout 2022 à 16h07 
ondro vygoogluj "space movie 1992" pls
Emi 3 févr. 2021 à 4h37 
ondro kdy si zabrnkame xdddd
Emi 9 déc. 2020 à 10h48 
ty ondro
Emi 9 déc. 2020 à 10h46 
to je on
Kayleigh 💦 1 mars 2019 à 7h04 
"To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their
equipment."
-- Harv Masterson
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Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"

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Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
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A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to
judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased
-- he hates all creative people equally.

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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
(Strata)

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<doogie> dpkg has bugs? no way!
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No skis take rocks like rental skis!
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Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines."
Fry: "Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix
it!"

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