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MidgetSpinner420 11 dec 2022 om 7:08 
lucker
Emi 23 aug 2022 om 16:07 
ondro vygoogluj "space movie 1992" pls
Emi 3 feb 2021 om 4:37 
ondro kdy si zabrnkame xdddd
Emi 9 dec 2020 om 10:48 
ty ondro
Emi 9 dec 2020 om 10:46 
to je on
Kayleigh 💦 1 mrt 2019 om 7:04 
"To IBM, 'open' means there is a modicum of interoperability among some of their
equipment."
-- Harv Masterson
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Eli and Bessie went to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Bessie nudged Eli.
"Please be so kindly and close the window. It's cold outside!"
Half asleep, Eli murmured,
"Nu ... so if I'll close the window, will it be warm outside?"

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Noone ever built a statue to a critic.
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A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to
judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased
-- he hates all creative people equally.

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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
(Strata)

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<doogie> dpkg has bugs? no way!
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No skis take rocks like rental skis!
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Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines."
Fry: "Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix
it!"

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