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4.5 hrs last two weeks / 51.3 hrs on record (38.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Jan @ 2:43pm

First off, let me just say this is my favorite game ever. I love the amount of shields and walls you have to shoot through to get to the enemies. Even hearing their quirky quips gets me flattered! LOLZ!!11!! I Especially love this game in the character design aspect as well. The way mercy's succulent feet dangle every time she effortlessly glides through the air makes me want to suck on them even more. I hope the last thing I see as Mercy tries to resuscitate my body from a heart attack is her beautiful eyes and angelic wings. WOWZERS!!!!!1!!! Dont get me started about my beautiful waifu mech pilot. I love a Korean gamer girl that really knows how to deal damage! Blizzard Entertainment could never Nerf the love I have for her. But however tracer is different. The biggest L that Blizzard Entertainment has ever made was turning Tracer gay so I cant live out my fantasy with her. :(((((( But thankfully I always have Ashe to fall back on, as long as bob doesn't get in the way. Its completely fine though, Junker queen has the ideal body that a 500lb man could ever want. With those abs she will for sure be the dominant one in the relationship. That being said, fantasizing about non existent 2D 3D woman is a better coping mechanism than any therapist could ever provide. If you have depression this is the best fix I could ever recommend.
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