The Goofball
Im bad at video games   Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada
 
 
:CultPentagram: They feed me schizo pills wrapped in cheese
:blair_totem: Road to 100k hours on Cookie Clicker
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168 Hours played
Do you ever feel useless, like you don't matter? Do you feel like anything you accomplish is pointless and leads to nothing? Well congratulations you found the perfect game for yourself. Spawn on the beaches of Normandy and get gunned down instantly. Maybe spawn in a desert and get bashed in the head by a hamburger rock. Perhaps spawn in the North Pole and get eaten by a fatass polar bear. When you eventually pick a nice spot to start building your paranoid schizophrenic honeycomb house made out of the finest wood, make your way to the open roads so you can destroy some barrels and get some silly little scrap and some low grade fuel. Maybe even pick up the green card at the gas station as well. That's the only time you are progressing in this game, any other time you are either killed and called racist slurs or have your entire house leveled by mystical little rocket fairies that take your things. This game has made me and my whole friend group spend countless hours to mauled in the very end to the point of blind rage. I have pooped blood because of the sheer speed of the stool coming out of my buttcheeks because I am so infuriated. The graphics are great if you want your PC to explode in your face causing third degree burns. The animations are also nice if you are into games that makes your character look like they have lost control of basic motor skills. You cant even change your characters appearance so I look as disappointing in game (maybe more) as I do in real life. That being said if you want to attempt to feel unforeseeable rage I highly recommend this game.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops III
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51 hrs on record
last played on 21 Nov
11.7 hrs on record
last played on 21 Nov
331 hrs on record
last played on 20 Nov
Sammy 4 Nov @ 11:51am 
+rep solid teammate :thehook:
Wet Seymour 8 Oct @ 10:57am 
the single greatest chinese gay black ops player +gay chinese rep
Stin 7 Jul @ 10:14pm 
+rep lives in Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada
Stin 7 Jul @ 8:26pm 
-rep, likes balls
sistermachinegun 3 Jul @ 2:15pm 
+rep lives in connecticut :faithjohn:
Void 2 Jul @ 2:16am 
-rep shizo
-rep won't stop bugstepping
+rep funny asf