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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 27.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Early Access Review
Virginia

Her ligaments total six, but she has a head of only one.
Her figure disgusts quite many, they see her figure and run.
She comes along, and watches from afar, giving some anxiety.
But to me she runs close with a gift, she’s a woman of propriety.
A bundle of food, in her hand, she plops it on the floor quite gently,
I pick it up and savor it, then stare at her intently.
I want to give her gifts as well, but I know not what she desires.
So I’m left to watch her golden hair, which waves in the wind as she retires.
She leaves for hours, I know not where, but she always returns with a gallop.
She walks on threes, on through the trees, and gives more food in dallops.
The woman of life, the woman of love, I know not what you desire,
But I would move mountains, kill piles of men, all just to see your face by my campfire.
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52 Comments
mrbread 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:55am 
This made me shit my pants.
rose 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
im getting second hand embarrassment. Please delete this.
NadziewanyToster 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm 
true poet
xxgoldonnite 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35pm 
this is a motivational speech
Luke 5 Mar, 2023 @ 8:30pm 
this was either written by chatGPT or seems like it should have been because its bad.
Dominus_Rectus 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:44am 
Cringe
Gorblo 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42am 
attracted to virtual characters?:steamsad:
genji09apex 3 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29pm 
cringe
Vid 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13am 
cringe
Brotos 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:56am 
cringe