Curly Jefferson
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Pray for Paris 2 Mar, 2024 @ 1:10pm 
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food
Pray for Paris 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:04pm 
When you were partying, I studied counter picks. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered last hitting. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated map awareness. Now that the meta is on fire and meme builds are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Curly Jefferson 5 Feb, 2024 @ 5:45pm 
Pray for Paris is my lover
Pray for Paris 30 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm 
I suck in game and irl
Pray for Paris 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm 
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