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I left my phone, my Steam account, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back when Alyx was released, you must not've got 'em
There prob'y was a problem with my wi-fi or somethin'
I may have scribbled the neighbor's password too sloppy when they let me babysittin' their house
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Barney
I read about your Uncle Three too, I'm sorry
I had a friend lost some ♥♥♥♥♥ from who playing Dota 2
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Microsoft
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Left 4 Dead too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, accept my friend request
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
The ♥♥♥♥ spiders put everywhere. Like, can't they just make a real house like everyone? The way those lazy bastard just stand waiting for a prey to stuck themselves on this piece of ♥♥♥♥. Why can't they just chase them like everyone else? Stupid spudiers, ♥♥♥♥ them
Why does she win more awards? Why does she earn more money? Make it make sense. Her music is very simplistic in comparison. The only explanation I can think of is that it’s because she looks like a Barbie doll? Or is it because people are fascinated by her dating life?