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Feels like Satan sucking your nuts. The irradiating sting of a thousand kisses from the nether. It clenses the balls of their slime, their impurities. Maked you quite the bit more humble of a man. For you have now put your plums through the D-Day of nuts. They come out red, burning for hours. But they smell of the poison that lurks within your treasonous soul corrupting your mind. It blisters the evil away.
Hair salon Peroxide, and 100 percent hospital grade rubbing alcohol on the sack keeps the sack humble. 90 percent of your thoughts come from the ball sack and not the brain. They must be pure my son.
The coin purse is meant for dipping. I dip mine in Ranch dressing. The cat loves that.
☆╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
★║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
☆║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍 ☆ 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜
★╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ¥☆★☆★☆¥★☆★☆¥★☆¥
🌟💥☆°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°•.°*”˜.•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•.˜”*°•.💥🌟
December 31st 2023 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my ♥♥♥♥ desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2024. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white ♥♥♥ everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.
I had just become the first person to ♥♥♥ in 2024. I look over my ♥♥♥ filled desk and chair with pride.
So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to ♥♥♥ in 2024. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of ♥♥♥ everywhere. bow down to me, the ♥♥♥ lord of 2024.
Happy new year, losers.
✿ ✿ ⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ ✿ ✿
♣ ۰۪۫H۪۫۰۰۪۫O۪۫۰۰۪۫L۪۫۰۰۪۫I۪۫۰۰۪۫D۪۫۰۰۪۫A۰۰۪۫Y۪۫۰۰۪۫S۪۫۰ ♣
❤ ♡❤ ♡❤ ♡❤ ♡❤ ♡❤ ♡
😋 ➹⁀➷‿➹⁀➷‿➹⁀➷➹⁀➷‿➹⁀➷‿➹⁀➷ 😋