Dear Gabe, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin'

I left my phone, my Steam account, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back when Alyx was released, you must not've got 'em
There prob'y was a problem with my wi-fi or somethin'
I may have scribbled the neighbor's password too sloppy when they let me babysittin' their house
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Barney
I read about your Uncle Three too, I'm sorry
I had a friend lost some ♥♥♥♥♥ from who playing Dota 2
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Microsoft
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Left 4 Dead too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, accept my friend request
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

What's a weeb?
The ♥♥♥♥ spiders put everywhere. Like, can't they just make a real house like everyone? The way those lazy bastard just stand waiting for a prey to stuck themselves on this piece of ♥♥♥♥. Why can't they just chase them like everyone else? Stupid spudiers, ♥♥♥♥ them

cubbers!

Why do people listen to Taylor Swift more than Radiohead?
Why does she win more awards? Why does she earn more money? Make it make sense. Her music is very simplistic in comparison. The only explanation I can think of is that it’s because she looks like a Barbie doll? Or is it because people are fascinated by her dating life?

Comstar doesn't want you to know this but the King Crabs in the SLDF caches are free. You can take them. I have over 200 King Crabs

We're In A Tight Spot!