Here I am
I ain’t got a ♥♥♥♥, I got a chicken noodle can
All my life
I’ve been putting this can inside my chicken noodle wife

Chicken noodle God, come down from the mountain
Saying "chicken noodle man, you gotta work all day
Chicken noodle man, you gotta cross the river Jordan
Feed the devil soup until your troubles go away"

Well the wind blows south and come what may
My chicken noodle wife left me just the other day
There's not much else I can do but pray
Because, chicken noodle man, you got to work all day

Well the wind blows south and come what may
My chicken noodle wife left me just the other day
There's not much else I can do but pray
Because, chicken noodle man, you got to work all day

Soup to the bowl, bowl to the spoon
Spoon to your mouth, you're gonna get well soon
Gonna get a little bed rest, sleep in til noon
Grab a pot of coffee, then head to the saloon
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Some people call me Pringles ♥♥♥♥
But I never really found out why
I don't really have a Pringles ♥♥♥♥
I just keep my ♥♥♥♥ inside

I keep my ♥♥♥♥ inside a Pringles can
Because it keeps my penis safe/warm and dry
Some people call me Pringles ♥♥♥♥
But I never really found out
No, I never found out
I never really found out why