Recent reviews by Chad "The King" ThunderCuck

extremely sparse content mired in terrible decisions. the only way to survive in this game is to cheat, and even that only gets you so far. not much of a plot, nor explanation of much of anything. tons of RNG and its all against you. all the random events are negative to the extreme, with many being an instant game over if you make any of the 3 wrong choices out of 4.

complete and utter trash. its a complicated bonzai buddy that draws garbage text from some unknown "ai" source, and mostly only speaks in chinese and microsoft sarah. no instructions whatsoever, or if there are they are buried under mounds of broken chenglish. also, the workshop is full to the brim with pedo stuff, so you know who this is for.

typical asian GACHA game complete with forced tutorial battles that dont let you actually choose what to do, a forced "10x pull" as soon as you get out of the first mission which always gives the same story character, absolutely terrible writing, strange incoherent "names" that look like they were autogenerated random letter strings, and no actual options because its a cell phone game.

its dragon warrior monsters. literally the 3ds remake with a different plot, and DQ has always had garbage plots so thats not what youre here for. onlky gripe is the main character being a named and unchangeable or customizable character, yet still a mute protagonist because its cheaper and easier this way.

that said, it literally uses the same exact engine and mechanics as the 3DS remake of DWM2, so if you liked that youll like this, if not you wont. important to note however that all the actual online components have been stripped out of the game for no reason, so youll never get to have proper duels. but lets be real, you never did with the gameboy games either since you didnt know anyone with a copy of the game.

EDIT TO THE REVIEW: a few days the developer pushed a silent update of ~200Kb. all it was, was an anti-cheat that actively checks item and gold values and resets/invalidates them if they arent the expected value. this is a SINGLE PLAYER GAME. there is never an excuse for adding these kind of anti-features to a SINGLE PLAYER GAME, and there is never an excuse for pushing an "update" like this silently. now half my inventory is returning invalid object errors all over the screen because i wasnt willing to sit around for 6 hours waiting for my rats to make enough basic building supplies to actually build a few buildings. edit again: the developer literally just banned me from the forums for posting a thread asking about the silent patch that pushed an anti-cheat. steer clear, this is likely going to turn into some datamining or something else nefarious, as theres no other reason to be pushing silent anti-cheat updates on a single player game with no plans for multiplayer.


fun and cute, but horribly balanced. everything takes a ton of time and resources to make, resulting in you having 4-10 of every single resource producing building, which each use up 1 ratizen. eventually having a bunch of spare rats running around isnt an issue, except that you NEED those rats for explorations. there is no point where you feel like youre actually progressing, because enemies scale infinitely upwards with time while your stats pretty much just scale DOWN with time. literally all the weapons other than the starter sword and the 2 variants of said sword are utterly useless. there seems to be no way to gain intelligence experience aside from the random events that can give 200xp to 1 stat. "custom" options are highly limited with arbitrary selections and limitations, instead of say a 0-10,000% slider. starter outfits dont unlock properly, and the new halloween event requires rare mats that your rats will absolutely suck up in huge quantities, preventing you from doing it. instead of you know, JUST GIVING US HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS.

worst of all is the utterly terrible translation. you wouldnt think it would be an issue ina game like this, but then you get the "random" events (that arent random at all from what i can tell, i get the same events in the same order every seed.), and things like "rotting meat", where youre told a guy found a dead animal in the woods. the name of the event implies that the meat is rotting. your options are "thank the gods! get 10 meat and +1 (meaningless value) happiness for 1 day" or "stale meat is a sin! get -1 happiness (meaningless) for 1 day" so 1 option heavily implies youre gonna get diseases from it, but you get penalized for not choosing it? i believe this, and many other gibberish events, are the result of poor translation that massively hurts the games potential. no matter how fun the game is, if the people speak like cavemen and in pure gibberish, people will just go buy dwarfe fortress instead.

needs a LOT of work. less adding more ultra end game content thats virtually unobtainable, for the people who bought the game a year ago, and more making the game actually playable. i shouldnt need some 40-60 ratizens JUST to get basic clothing and actual food production going.

DAT BOOTY.

tons of effort put into the mechanics. absolutely none put into actually explaining any of these mechanics clearly.

they started with the microtransactions that were promised to not be a part of the game. stay away, developer is a liar just like all these "we have runescape at home" copy/pasters.

trash. not an idle game at all. you have to manually click every 5 seconds or so to progress.

its a pretty fun little game, but not worth the price. mostly because the "capital" map is designed in a way to be literally uncompletable, and maps last 20 minutes long in a poor attempt to stretch the game beyond the refund limit. the H-scenes are sparse with 2 per character, and the "endings" consist of just a single image with no accompanying text or story.