Bro what the ♥♥♥♥ am I reading?

I will make you my wife, then proceed to pump you with love juice daily.

Saw her mixing strawberry lemonade with a zap of her period blood.

This woman has truly made Burger King history!
She single-handedly devoured every item on the menu while she was on acid and break dancing at the same time!

It's a shame she ended the night with non-stop urination, otherwise wife material.

Flicked the bean whenever I took her out. Not a pleasant experience.

-rep Cool gal at first, but molested me 7.5/10