It was confirmed earlier today by the Swedish Public Health Agency that a mysterious substance found on multiple gaming chairs across Europe is not, as first suspected, thermal paste.

Lab results show traces of energy drink residue, skin cells, and what experts are cautiously referring to as “biological gamer fluid.”

Authorities have dubbed the phenomenon “The Chair Soaker.”
Further investigation is ongoing.

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