Cap'n Save-A-Hoe
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Foreskin Goblin 13 Jul, 2018 @ 8:47pm 
At😻first😻I😻bought😻nekopara😻on😻steam😻and😻started😻playing😻it😻knowing😻nothing.😻After😻about😻30😻mins😻I😻felt😻like😻somethong😻was😻off😻and😻parts😻were😻being😻skipped.😻After😻about😻15😻more😻mins😻I😻decided😻to😻google😻what😻was😻happening😻and😻came😻across😻a😻patch.😻Ever😻since😻that😻moment😻my😻life😻has😻been😻changed😻and😻my😻perception😻of😻reality😻altered.😻Put😻simply,😻I😻was😻enlightened.😻Thank😻you😻Nekopara😻and😻thank😻you😻o😻Lord😻for😻bestowing😻such😻gift😻to😻us😻mortals.😻I😻am😻forever😻in😻debt😻to😻Vanilla,😻the😻makers😻of😻nekopara😻and😻as😻an😻honorable😻mention😻Chocola.😻I😻will😻forever😻be😻in😻your😻debt.
Tweezers 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:26pm 
Girl: do you think TWEEZY IS GAY ?
Boy: YES
Girl: do you even want to be GAY LIKE TWEEZY ?
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even like TWEEZY WHO IS GAY ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would you cry if TWEEZY GAY ?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: TWEEZY IS GAY
Boy: GAY
Boy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: STILL GAY
Boy whispers: TWEEZY IS GAY
Girl whispers: GAY
•Tonight at midnight your ♥♥♥♥♥♥
•Something good will happen to you @ 4
• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
• Get ready for the shock of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have GAY
Tweezers 22 Apr, 2016 @ 11:21am 
Do people have human in themselves?? May God bless the shoe n the kid n curse those hands holding the shoe coz they can't hold water n give the kid direct. Kenyans pliz don't b lyk this pliz tutalaaniwa na Mungu tukifikiria twasaidia maskini. U wil help sam1 inherit kingdom as u inherit curse.
Tweezers 22 Jan, 2016 @ 8:49pm 
yo where the iphone at
Cap'n Save-A-Hoe 17 Jan, 2016 @ 9:46pm 
I like long walks on the mediterranean coasts
Tweezers 8 Nov, 2015 @ 10:40am 
FALLOUT 4 leak file