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Clydesdale Fudderknucker 23 Jan @ 2:29am

hello

Foreskin Goblin 13 Jul, 2018 @ 8:47pm

At😻first😻I😻bought😻nekopara😻on😻steam😻and😻started😻playing😻it😻knowing😻nothing.😻After😻about😻30😻mins😻I😻felt😻like😻somethong😻was😻off😻and😻parts😻were😻being😻skipped.😻After😻about😻15😻more😻mins😻I😻decided😻to😻google😻what😻was😻happening😻and😻came😻across😻a😻patch.😻Ever😻since😻that😻moment😻my😻life😻has😻been😻changed😻and😻my😻perception😻of😻reality😻altered.😻Put😻simply,😻I😻was😻enlightened.😻Thank😻you😻Nekopara😻and😻thank😻you😻o😻Lord😻for😻bestowing😻such😻gift😻to😻us😻mortals.😻I😻am😻forever😻in😻debt😻to😻Vanilla,😻the😻makers😻of😻nekopara😻and😻as😻an😻honorable😻mention😻Chocola.😻I😻will😻forever😻be😻in😻your😻debt.

Tweezers 3 Aug, 2016 @ 12:26pm

Girl: do you think TWEEZY IS GAY ?
Boy: YES
Girl: do you even want to be GAY LIKE TWEEZY ?
Boy: NO
Girl: do you even like TWEEZY WHO IS GAY ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would you cry if TWEEZY GAY ?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: TWEEZY IS GAY
Boy: GAY
Boy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: STILL GAY
Boy whispers: TWEEZY IS GAY
Girl whispers: GAY
•Tonight at midnight your ♥♥♥♥♥♥
•Something good will happen to you @ 4
• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
• Get ready for the shock of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have GAY

Tweezers 22 Apr, 2016 @ 11:21am

Do people have human in themselves?? May God bless the shoe n the kid n curse those hands holding the shoe coz they can't hold water n give the kid direct. Kenyans pliz don't b lyk this pliz tutalaaniwa na Mungu tukifikiria twasaidia maskini. U wil help sam1 inherit kingdom as u inherit curse.

Tweezers 22 Jan, 2016 @ 8:49pm

yo where the iphone at

Cap'n Save-A-Hoe 17 Jan, 2016 @ 9:46pm

I like long walks on the mediterranean coasts

Tweezers 8 Nov, 2015 @ 10:40am

FALLOUT 4 leak file

Tweezers 6 Nov, 2015 @ 1:47pm

every minute is rap music

Tweezers 29 Oct, 2015 @ 6:57pm

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Tweezers 20 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm

—–♥♥♥——Please
—-♥♥-♥♥—-Put This
—♥♥—♥♥—On Your
—♥♥—♥♥—Channel
—♥♥—♥♥—If You Know
—-♥♥-♥♥—-Someone
—–♥♥♥——Who’s Died
—-♥♥-♥♥—-Or Is Suffering
—♥♥—♥♥—From Cancer

Tweezers 16 Oct, 2015 @ 5:12pm

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Tweezers 13 Oct, 2015 @ 4:23pm

when it's career day at school and ur dad hands out his mixtape

CHAZAG 9 Oct, 2015 @ 3:52pm

Girl: do you think Im pretty ?
burn man: NO
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever ?
burn man: NO
Girl: do you even like me ?
burn man: NO
Girl: would you cry if I walked away ?
burn man: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
burn man: your not pretty.....
burn man: I don't want to be with you forever..... I need to burn with you forever
burn man: I don't like you ..... you
burn man:I wouldn't cry if you walked away..... im dead
burn man whispers: plzz burn with me
Girl whispers: I will.....
•Tonight at midnight your True love will real eyes she will burn
•Something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.
• Tomorrow it could be in vietnam!!!
• Get ready for the burn of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Tweezers 7 Oct, 2015 @ 5:06pm

Heath, i understand your struggle. There has been many people that have come to me with depression. If you need it here is the suicide hotline -1 (800) 273-8255

Tweezers 25 Sep, 2015 @ 2:44pm

"Now watch me Whip
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Now watch me Nae Nae
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"Now watch me Whip
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"Now watch me Whip
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CON"SWAG"ULATIONS, youse a bad ♥♥♥♥♥ that id 💯 whip with👊 💥🔥⚡💨
Send this to your top ten baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to let them know y'all are trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours you will suffer with your $wag game for the next 10 years👺 🙅🚫‪#‎badb1tche5only‬ 👀😈💦👊🏼👌🏼

Tweezers 19 Sep, 2015 @ 6:48pm

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