[E]gg
Rigid Dangerbitey Junglenoodle   Armavir, Armenia
 
 
BLOODBORNE IS ON PC EVERYONE
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Quotes From Friends, Others and Me (2019 - 2021 quotes archived)
2022
“I always tryhard when it comes to smashing stuff” - Egg
"you sucked me with you" - Egg
"Please at least let me play elden ring before I get drafted to fight csgo players irl" - Griffin
"F*CKER WAS A SLAVE FOR YEARS" - Ray
"WELL SORRY IF I CANT CONTROL MY BLADDER" - Ray
"Tap s*x for me." - moistcr1tikal
"Its not denial its DiGiorno." - Egg
"I'm not removing my pants, I'm taking my underwear out of the equation." - Ethan
“You can see the skeletal structure of the bone…” - Egg
"Shawarmaz poutine magique" - Ralph
"did you order pizza or my penis, cuz we don't sell pizza" - moistcr1tikal
"le rat, proche à l'homme" - Sen
"You f*cking maple syrup sniffer" - Babayaga
"Let me close my door so i can make goblin noises" - Solaire
"I snorted celery salt..." - Egg
"where are you rn" - "in bed" - "r*tard, the anime" - "ohhh" - Babayaga & Egg (in order)
"Haig the type of person to look at a box of juice because it says "concentrate" - Jey
"you spent 100$ on a top to go out in a homeless person shirt" - snailmail
"you look like you're a poor child on the streets of france and garibaldiens bought you ice cream out of pity" - snailmail
“Does the poop smell or is it sweet poop?” - CloudWalker
“Haig, an avid supporter of child abuse” - Jey
"the woke, joker..." "...THE WOKER" - Jey, Griffin & Peter (in order)
"Does François Legault have a Legussy?" - Egg
"Next time a thigh choker with a good personality" - "And not someone who jumps from guy to guy like it’s a game" - " musical chairs but with guys" - Simon, Egg & Griffin (in order)
“Did you know my uncle used to date the cat?” - Egg
"HE PUNCHES PEOPLE INTO ORBIT WHILE RECITING HAIKU" - Griffin
"GAY AGY" - Griffin
"Thank god for his bussy" - Gariné
“J’m’en callisse, f Ack you anglish!” - Jom
"i will fart your smella" - Griffin
“Your boobs are like pillows” - Egg
"you weren't sleeping, you weren't even awake" - Hunter
"If you make her laugh and giggle, you can make her ass clap and jiggle" - Babayaga
"damn dude stopped fleeing the country to get a destiny exotic" - Griffin
"there's a level 1000 Goldlweis" - "oh dude that guy EATS chips" - Griffin & Hunter (in order)
"water with no ice lookin' ass" - Griffin
"Մեծն Միքրօպ" - Egg
"Pikapreggers" - Hunter
"follow your dreams, even if they lead you to a pole" - Egg
"its a straight line, just follow it... CUZ ITS A STRAIGHT F*CKING LINE!" - ABCWarrior
"you're a snake" - "no wonder i breathe through my nose" - Egg & Jey (in order)
"If the lights go out can I still flush the toilet?" - Egg
"Yonee-Chan" - Simon
looking at Overwatch R34 "what the f*ck is Junkrat... WHY IS HE GAY?" - Jeff
"i got exhausted" - "what are you a vehicle?" - "...idk at this point" - Jeff & Babayaga (in order)
"oH iM nOt wARmEd Up mY p*SsY's HuRrTinG" - Jeff
“oH btW haBbBouB how about u hab on these boobs” - Jeff
"EXPLANATER WHAT IS THIS A PRINTER?" - Jeff
“Do you like eggplants?” - “I only like them raw” - Gariné & Jey (in order)
"I never poop à la maison" - Egg
"all this milk and cookie I left out for Santa but that dirty bastard still chose to eat my a*s" - Egg
2023
"EVERY HAIR ON MY BODY AND MY F*CKING PUBES JUST STOOD UP" - Babayaga
"DON'T LOSE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA LOSE I PRACTISED IT IM SO COOL YOURE SO COOL PLEASE, NO!" -McGRINGLE
"[...] So your balls drop when you hit puberty and your voice gets deeper. So is puberty just drop tuning you by dropping your balls?" - Griffin
“🎵Jarry’s like a melody🎵” - Griffin
“But I’ve only been in one relationshit so I can’t say anything of worth” - Egg
“Bursting early is like c*mming when you only have the tip in” - Mechajuno
"Okay Simon give me a number between 1 and 3" - "uhhh, 5" - Egg & Simon (in order)
"I dropped it for you to pick it up and you didn't pick it up" - "YEAH CUZ I WAS FLOATING!" - "Well maybe don't float nerd" - Chris & that one f*cking *sshole (in order)
"Allah is shaking" - "Shaytan is Jumping" - Egg & Babayaga (in order)
“Carbonated water is like actually just worse water how can you f*ck up water” - Chris
"🎵Jarry spoke in class today🎵" - Griffin
“ bro if its sweeter than sailor moon that sh*t's gonna be sailor diabetes” - Juno
"why5 cho chill with dog outside while watching?" - Egg
“That’s not Mash that’s Mush” - Juno
"Griffin did you like my c*ck and balls?" - Egg
“ALLAHHAMDOULILAH” - “ALLAHHAMDOULILAH” - “Idk why i read that as allah dollarama” - Egg, Jom & Chris (in order)
"Bro you got that googoogaga ass neutral" - Luke
"[...]god bless airdashers' soul but its already 35 bucks to enter my main game...Thats not math, 30" - Kirby
"the freshly boiled p*ssy yuri scene was rlly it for me" - Juno
“Why do I look so uncomfortable in the picture?” - “You look like a Christmas tree decoration” - Egg & Juno (in order)
“It’s like unlocking your third eye, but unlocking your third testicle” - Luke
"IM ACTUALLY THE BEST PLAYER, I WAS BORN FROM FAKER'S NUTSACK BRO!" - McGringle
2024
"Hey Luke, guess what genre this is" - "Musique..." - Griffin & Luke (in order)
“It’s not me it’s the cardboard straws… THEY'RE MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD!” - Luke
“it’s because I’m ch1ng ch0ng isn’t it” - Angelos
“She wants that Armenian ass” - “*hairy Armenian ass, f*cking Black Forest down there” - “Damn perfect grips for rodeo” - Griffin & Egg (in order)
"I don't watch hentai, tentacle p*rn does not count as hentai" - Babayaga
“They have a WW2 movie” - “Paw Patrol?” - Egg & Jey
"so i dipped my meat in his sauce" - Egg
“We should both do that” - “what, p*rn?” - “no disappear” - Alex & Egg
"Nice to meet you (context matters)" - Babayaga
"Hey I have put a lot of things in my mouth" - Egg
“IM GETTING BUNGU, HUNGRY*” - “I too, sometimes get bungu” - Egg & Ri (in order)
"The dandyness, the dan p*nis" - Luke
"Why is your toilet at a 45 degree angle?" - Ryan
"do you like my sword sword sword my Michael Sword Sword Sword" - Mechajuno
"oupelaye" - Kittens
"Queen Dizzy and the Glizzy Wizzy" - Mechajuno & Luke
"you Ride the Lightning on his Michael Sword until he Dragon Install's" - Centerfield
"What's your name?" - "Haig" - "That's such a Canadian name..." - "It's an Armenian name..." - 0v0 & McGringle (in order)
"I think my chances of being in a happy relationship would be higher if i was gay... oh to suck & f*ck" - "the joystick is right there" - "i got that gorilla grip" - Egg & McGringle (in order)
"Built like a f*cking diaper" - Griffin
"We 5 stack in the bedroom" - Goobs
"oh dude he died... hard... THE MOVIE!" - McGRINGLE
"No somebody else came up, some kind of dwarf looking ass motherf*cker" - TheBungBoss
2025
"dont text and strive" - Mechajuno
"They're 20% alcohol each, wait so if i drink all 4 ill be 80% alcohol" - Egg
"I/m not one to judge people by how they dress cuz i dress like a Kurt Cobain that missed" - Griffin
"I'm not sure if i saw Freddy Fazbear or Garfield" - Luke
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[E]gg 30 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
no error

will live
Joseph's Left Hand 30 Sep, 2024 @ 3:50pm 
minor spelling error

die
Kaenato 29 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15pm 
no cap
[E]gg 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:55pm 
BALLS ARE STORED IT YOUR MOUTH AND yes we defo gotta play again, its been over a year
Kaenato 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:18pm 
miss ya bud we gtta game smthing soon on god
Joseph's Left Hand 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:05pm 
balls are stored in the pee