Progresul realizărilor lui MoDerBro pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2016 la 8:48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:24

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2016 la 8:43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 22 oct. 2016 la 22:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:10

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 28 iul. 2016 la 8:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 19:03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 20:06

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 21:06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 5 aug. 2016 la 4:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 17 oct. 2016 la 1:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 16 oct. 2016 la 7:11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 23 oct. 2016 la 20:55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 18 oct. 2016 la 8:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 17 oct. 2016 la 1:17

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 22 aug. 2016 la 19:25

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 11 dec. 2016 la 21:05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 11 aug. 2016 la 23:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 20 oct. 2016 la 6:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 22 aug. 2016 la 19:54

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 17 oct. 2016 la 1:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 19:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 25 oct. 2016 la 17:54

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2016 la 18:03

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Obținută la 5 dec. 2016 la 18:03

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Obținută la 5 dec. 2016 la 18:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 17 oct. 2016 la 20:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 23 oct. 2016 la 20:33

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:29

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 20:41

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 19:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 22 oct. 2016 la 22:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 28 iul. 2016 la 8:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 13 aug. 2016 la 2:09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2016 la 8:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 3 aug. 2016 la 18:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 27 iul. 2016 la 8:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 28 iul. 2016 la 8:21

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 17 oct. 2016 la 2:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 18 oct. 2016 la 19:02

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 28 iul. 2016 la 23:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 16 oct. 2016 la 2:57

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 5 aug. 2016 la 4:33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 11 aug. 2016 la 23:01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 12 aug. 2016 la 0:35

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 6 aug. 2016 la 4:50

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Obținută la 11 aug. 2016 la 23:54

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Obținută la 12 aug. 2016 la 0:33

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 23 oct. 2016 la 6:07

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 4 aug. 2016 la 18:56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30