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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 27 юли 2016 в 8:48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:24

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 27 юли 2016 в 8:43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Откл. на 22 окт. 2016 в 22:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:10

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 28 юли 2016 в 8:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 19:03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 20:06

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 21:06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Откл. на 5 авг. 2016 в 4:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 17 окт. 2016 в 1:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 16 окт. 2016 в 7:11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 23 окт. 2016 в 20:55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Откл. на 18 окт. 2016 в 8:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 17 окт. 2016 в 1:17

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 22 авг. 2016 в 19:25

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Откл. на 11 дек. 2016 в 21:05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 11 авг. 2016 в 23:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2016 в 6:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 22 авг. 2016 в 19:54

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 17 окт. 2016 в 1:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 19:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Откл. на 25 окт. 2016 в 17:54

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Откл. на 5 дек. 2016 в 18:03

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Откл. на 5 дек. 2016 в 18:03

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Откл. на 5 дек. 2016 в 18:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 17 окт. 2016 в 20:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 23 окт. 2016 в 20:33

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:29

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 20:41

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 19:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 22 окт. 2016 в 22:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 28 юли 2016 в 8:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Откл. на 13 авг. 2016 в 2:09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 27 юли 2016 в 8:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 3 авг. 2016 в 18:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 27 юли 2016 в 8:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 28 юли 2016 в 8:21

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 17 окт. 2016 в 2:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 18 окт. 2016 в 19:02

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Откл. на 28 юли 2016 в 23:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Откл. на 16 окт. 2016 в 2:57

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Откл. на 5 авг. 2016 в 4:33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Откл. на 11 авг. 2016 в 23:01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Откл. на 12 авг. 2016 в 0:35

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Откл. на 6 авг. 2016 в 4:50

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Откл. на 11 авг. 2016 в 23:54

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Откл. на 12 авг. 2016 в 0:33

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Откл. на 23 окт. 2016 в 6:07

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Откл. на 4 авг. 2016 в 18:56



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
10 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
18 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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