Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika MoDerBro w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 27 lipca 2016 o 8:48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:24

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 27 lipca 2016 o 8:43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 22 października 2016 o 22:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:10

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 28 lipca 2016 o 8:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 19:03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 20:06

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 21:06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 5 sierpnia 2016 o 4:32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 17 października 2016 o 1:38

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 16 października 2016 o 7:11

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2016 o 20:55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 18 października 2016 o 8:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 17 października 2016 o 1:17

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 22 sierpnia 2016 o 19:25

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 11 grudnia 2016 o 21:05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2016 o 23:01

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 20 października 2016 o 6:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 22 sierpnia 2016 o 19:54

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 17 października 2016 o 1:17

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 19:48

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 25 października 2016 o 17:54

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2016 o 18:03

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2016 o 18:03

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odblokowano: 5 grudnia 2016 o 18:03

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 17 października 2016 o 20:33

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2016 o 20:33

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:29

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 20:41

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 19:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 22 października 2016 o 22:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 28 lipca 2016 o 8:21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 13 sierpnia 2016 o 2:09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 27 lipca 2016 o 8:45

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 3 sierpnia 2016 o 18:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 27 lipca 2016 o 8:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 28 lipca 2016 o 8:21

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 17 października 2016 o 2:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 18 października 2016 o 19:02

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 28 lipca 2016 o 23:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 16 października 2016 o 2:57

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 5 sierpnia 2016 o 4:33

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2016 o 23:01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odblokowano: 12 sierpnia 2016 o 0:35

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odblokowano: 6 sierpnia 2016 o 4:50

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Odblokowano: 11 sierpnia 2016 o 23:54

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Odblokowano: 12 sierpnia 2016 o 0:33

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 23 października 2016 o 6:07

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 4 sierpnia 2016 o 18:56

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

7 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

10 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

18 / 30

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4 / 30