Corehero's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:07pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 6:00am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 6:20pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 2:42pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 1:51pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 1:55pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 5:14am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 30 Jun, 2018 @ 1:22pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 6:15pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:13pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 12:46pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 6:09pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 1:07pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2017 @ 2:53pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 7:00pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:40pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 2:25pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 12:31pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2020 @ 8:29pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 1:56pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 4:04pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:08pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 2:49pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2019 @ 6:42pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 5:55pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 12:27pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 2:46pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:08am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 5:41pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 1:34pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 2:56pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:55pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 9:02am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:16am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2017 @ 6:05am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 5:48pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 3:15pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 3:05pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 6:18pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:49pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 6:12pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 7:52am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2019 @ 4:58pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 3:38pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 12:16pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 12:56pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2017 @ 7:27pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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